See, that would be a lot of fun to do if it didn't make me painfully aware of how dull my life is.

"Got a great show for you.  Today I'll be sleeping till noon, eating animal crackers and talking a little too long and too openly to my cat.  It's going to be exciting."

And then the only people who would probably watch would be my parents, and God knows they'd feel the need to leave comments.

"You know, if you found yourself a nice girl, these would be a lot more interesting.  You're very handsome.  If you could just talk to a girl the way you talk to that cat, well...  well, you'd probably be in jail, but you know what I mean."